I got my secret sena gift picked out...

"XJDano" (xjdano) 12/06/2018 at 13:30 • Filed to: Is this how you shitpost, secretsenna

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Compliments of my work.....

$10 worth of bolts and deez nuts.

random001 > XJDano 12/06/2018 at 13:42

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Played well, this is.

Nibby > XJDano 12/06/2018 at 13:44

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does it cut through limbs and bones?

XJDano > Nibby 12/06/2018 at 13:49

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Blades sold separately. 

MonkeePuzzle > XJDano 12/06/2018 at 13:59

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awww nuts! dammit! I could use a sawzall

sony1492 > XJDano 12/06/2018 at 14:18

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Throw a few rock in there so it's the right weight too

XJDano > sony1492 12/06/2018 at 14:35

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A coworker told me about a relative who work for USPS. When they got junk mail they would take the “no postage necessary, paid for be recipient ” envelope and tape it to a brick and put it in the mail.

sony1492 > XJDano 12/06/2018 at 15:53

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:D

Kiltedpadre > XJDano 12/06/2018 at 16:06

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Cut all the bolts in half with a sawzall and then send them.

Rainbow > XJDano 12/07/2018 at 18:14

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I’ve done that before. I kept getting mail from the NRA, and I like guns, but I think they’re nuts and I would never consider joining. The first time, I wrote them a letter telling them that I might like them better if they gave me one of the free knives they were advertising. No luck. Second time, I signed Squidward Tentacles up for a membership using an empty Visa gift card as payment. Third time, I got fed up with them not getting the hint, so I stuffed the envelope full of worthless baseball cards I had lying around and included a note asking if they’ll trade me a Babe Ruth for them.

They never got back to me after that.

XJDano > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:16

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This this the kind of fuckery I like. NRA is a bit nuts. I do enjoy guns also. I shot at a shooting range last weekend with my Father in law.

I’ve done it a time or two. Stuffed their own life insurance advertisement (without my name) and sent it. lol. I wish I could have seen their faces.